zkac:

I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet

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thelovejandles:

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cybrrbunny:

me

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sh-73:

It’s all about the first person you wanna tell good news to

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the-british-pineapple:

basic-banshee:

Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”

Like…did Thor just wingman me?

God of lesbians

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Hello I haven’t been on in like a year, nice to be back

terpsikeraunos:

papasmoke:

In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.

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ravenbirde:

enough tedtalk….. it’s time to tedlisten………

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hoe-damneron:

i’ve never actually talked to 95% of my mutuals but that doesn’t stop me from automatically thinking “friend!!” whenever their icons pop up in my feed

(Source: eelpatrickharris, via improbablycomplaining)

honeyangelbaby:

i’m a subtitles on kinda girl 

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